Travis Jonker, of 100 Scope Notes fame, has created a new children's book to film headline generator.
I got some pretty funny headlines when I tried it, including:
Frances McDormand and Clark Gable to Star in Bawdy Film Adaptation of 'Kitten's First Full Moon'
Robert Downey Jr. and Steve McQueen to Star in Hindu Film Adaptation of 'Good Masters! Sweet Ladies!'
Billy Bob Thornton and Robert Redford to Star in Melodic Film Adaptation of 'Bridge to Terabithia'